Justin "needs"

So here is a game I heard about on the WWW. You go to google and type in your name followed by "needs". It can be interested to see what the WWW thinks you need. Here are my top 5

1)to stop being gay and start playing smash brothers again. i mean... wtf? (I don't know what smash brothers is, but I almost fell out of my chair laughing.)
2)To Bring Humble Back (always a good suggestion)
3)a date (more like needs a babysitter so I can take my wife on a date)
4)Australia (I would love to go but the long flight scares me. I don't like the idea of being trapped in an airplane for like 12 hours)
5)your help (I can't think of why, but if you would like to send money I can give you my address)

Hope you have your own narcissitic adveture through the www with this game. Let me know how it goes for you. Also you should check out the google suggestions when you type in "i am extremely". Maybe the fact that the Chinese hold billions of our nations debt has people a little nervous.

Provo is famous

This site is pretty funny (www.failblog.org). What made it even more awesome was seeing this picture of my hometown. What's even more amazing is that my little sister works here and I'm pretty sure she is responsible for what is written on the sign. Way to put Provo on the map Katie.